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Feeling The Benefits of Inversion?
by Charles Selden on July 31, 2014 in Breaking News, Newsmakers, Words Matter
Inversion used to be just a mathematics term. Now it’s a tax evasion. Tweet
Obama And The Minimum Wage
by Charles Selden on February 10, 2014 in Breaking News, Consumerist Takeaway
Relating a minimum wage raise to Jamie Dimon’s raise Tweet

JPMorgan Chase Makes Banks Uneasy
by Charles Selden on March 27, 2013 in Breaking News, Categories
8 federal agencies are taking a look at JPMorgan violations Tweet

Jamie Dimon May Testify In Batman Costume
by Charles Selden on March 19, 2013 in Breaking News, Categories
Jamie Dimon: There he goes again Tweet

Professional Bank Robbers Attack Banksters
by Charles Selden on July 11, 2012 in Breaking News
Differences between banksters and bank robbers The International Brotherhood of Bank Robbers (IBBR) claim Barclays Bank and JPMorgan Chase have done more economic damage since 2007 than the combined total of all bank heists in the history of modern banking. A spokesperson for the IBBR elaborated: “They are banksters. We are professionals. They endanger the […]

Jamie Dimon Deserves A Raise
by Charles Selden on June 28, 2012 in Breaking News, Newsmakers
“Bad Bet” Loss Now at $9 Billion Just when we thought it was over, looks like that big JPMorgan Chase loss of “only $2 billion” was the end of the beginning. When testifying before Congress, Jamie Dimon admitted it might double. As of today, the estimate is $9 billion, more a quadruple.* The JPMorgan Chase […]

Jamie Dimon’s “Remote Event” Defense
by Charles Selden on June 20, 2012 in Breaking News, Newsmakers
What does “remote event” mean in Corp-Speak? Jamie Dimon told congress the JPMorgan Chase $3 billion loss was a “remote event.” Given the worshipful regard for Dimon by both the financial community and the US Congress, Jamie Dimon’s words deserve scripture-like scrutiny. The key word is remote. Remote varies with context: Psychologically it means out […]

Jamie Dimon’s Newest Title
by Charles Selden on May 30, 2012 in Consumerist Takeaway
JP Morgan Board Reaffirms Faith In Jamie In addition being CEO, President and Chairman of JPMorgan Chase, Jamie Dimon has been named God by the Board of Directors. The new title is aimed at restoring public confidence in JPMorgan Chase after its $2 billion credit derivative “bad bet” loss, which analysts now estimate […]

Jamie Dimon Passes Stress Test
by Charles Selden on May 20, 2012 in Breaking News
Exclusive Consumerist Manifesto Interview How could you lose $2 billion? Stuff happens. Besides, I didn’t lose it. Some of our sloppy employees made bad judgments. We’ll take care of it. The loss is now said to be $3 billion and counting. What’s up? A billion sounds bigger than it is. Trust me, where I come […]
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