Trump’s Ten Commandments

Trump’s Ten Commandments

Spiritual—and Voting—Advice from Donald Trump

Having trouble making up your mind about how to vote on Tuesday? Trump’s update of the Ten Commandments may inspire you:

You shall have no other party than Conservative.

You shall have one idol–namely Me.

You shall not take my name in vain—no matter what I do or say.

Remember Election Day—but tell democrats it is on Wednesday.

Honor thy father by cancelling the Inheritance Tax.

You shall not murder—unless they are my enemies.

You shall not commit adultery with porn stars.

You shall steal money from the Treasury to build The Wall.

You shall bear false witness if Robert Mueller comes calling.

You shall covet goods and services—otherwise you’ll screw up capitalism and endanger jobs.


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