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Jamie Dimon Has Harsh Words for Regulators?

How Jamie Dimon can become a national hero Tweet

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Obama And The Minimum Wage

Relating a minimum wage raise to Jamie Dimon’s raise Tweet

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Taxpayer Bailout For JPMorgan?

JPMorgan making headlines it doesn’t want you to read Tweet

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JPMorgan Chase Makes Banks Uneasy

8 federal agencies are taking a look at JPMorgan violations Tweet

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Jamie Dimon May Testify In Batman Costume

Jamie Dimon: There he goes again Tweet

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How Bankers Avoid The Slammer

How Bankers Avoid The Slammer

Bankers Are Too Big to Jail? This week’s  financial industry news read more like crime news than financial. Bankers tinker with interest rates, game the banking system and launder money for people tied to criminal organizations and possibly terrorists. When caught, bankers “settle.” Chartered Bank made headlines: Laundering Case Settled By Bank For $340 Million, […]

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Professional Bank Robbers Attack Banksters

Professional Bank Robbers Attack Banksters

Differences between banksters and bank robbers The International Brotherhood of Bank Robbers (IBBR) claim Barclays Bank and JPMorgan Chase have done more economic damage since 2007 than the combined total of all bank heists in the history of modern banking. A spokesperson for the IBBR elaborated: “They are banksters. We are professionals. They endanger the […]

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Jamie Dimon Deserves A Raise

Jamie Dimon Deserves A Raise

“Bad Bet” Loss Now at $9 Billion Just when we thought it was over, looks like that big JPMorgan Chase loss of “only $2 billion” was the end of the beginning. When testifying before Congress, Jamie Dimon admitted it might double.  As of today, the estimate is $9 billion, more a quadruple.* The JPMorgan Chase […]

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Jamie Dimon's "Remote Event" Defense

Jamie Dimon’s “Remote Event” Defense

What does “remote event” mean in Corp-Speak? Jamie Dimon told congress the JPMorgan Chase $3 billion loss was a “remote event.” Given the worshipful regard for Dimon by both the financial community and the US Congress, Jamie Dimon’s words deserve scripture-like scrutiny. The key word is remote. Remote varies with context: Psychologically it means out […]

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Jamie Dimon's Newest Title

Jamie Dimon’s Newest Title

JP Morgan Board Reaffirms Faith In Jamie In addition being CEO, President and Chairman of JPMorgan Chase, Jamie Dimon has been named God by the Board of Directors. The new title is     aimed at restoring public confidence in JPMorgan Chase after its $2 billion credit derivative “bad bet” loss, which analysts now estimate […]

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